PANEL 1
A stylized perfume-wearing girl confronts Rachel, who covers her nose and looks ill. Rachel wears a "Thinking is free. Do more of it." t-shirt.
PERFUME GIRL: "But it makes me smell nice!"
RACHEL: "No, you smell like chemicals."
RACHEL: "And it hurts my throat. And eyes. And nose."
RACHEL: "Get away from me."
PANEL 2
Rachel is trapped in an elevator with the perfume-wearing person, looking like she's suffocating. The elevator panel shows floors 1-5.
RACHEL: "How is it that we can condemn second hand smoke yet not raise an eyebrow at second hand stink?"
RACHEL: "Can't... breathe..."
PANEL 3
Rachel, now wearing a gas mask again, addresses the reader directly.
RACHEL: "So please, practice discretion when using scents and perfumes."
RACHEL: "We can't choose the air we breathe!"
Text: The End - Subcultureofone.com
T-shirt text: "Thinking is free. Do more of it."
Copyright © 2007 Rachel Nabors
That’s why I like Chanel no five. if you’re going to wear perfume stick with quality. And only five small drops people. one behind each ear, one on wrist and one between the…well lets just say in the general chest area…
“No, you smell like chemicals. And it hurts my throat. And eyes. And nose. Get away from me.”
Best line ever! XD