Unhappy Valentine’s Day, Page 16

PANEL 1

SFX: gasp

The teen girl gasps in shock while the Anti-Cupid glares at Josh.

ANTI-CUPID: "Aren't you Josh? Sparrow's boy toy of December?"

JOSH: "I--I can explain!"

PANEL 2

The teen girl looks devastated and angry, steam rising from her head.

TEEN GIRL: "We've been together for four years and you were cheating on me?"

The Anti-Cupid tosses popcorn into her mouth while watching the drama unfold.

SFX: toss

PANEL 3

The Anti-Cupid breaks the fourth wall, holding a TV remote and looking at the reader.

ANTI-CUPID: "Look, my wings are getting tired. Can we just fast-forward through the rest of my day?"

Fast-forward arrows appear: ▶▶

At least the Anti-Cupid didn’t have to use her arrows on this one. Although I wonder why she didn’t? Was she running low?