PANEL 1
Rachel rants while driving, surrounded by thought bubbles showing Valentine's commercialism - a woman in lingerie with "Victoria's Secretions Valentine lingerie 25% off!!!", "Give him what he really wants!", "Give her what she really wants!", and "Duh Beer's Diamonds"
RACHEL: "The holiday is supposed to be about true love, but it's degenerated into a celebration of sex and materialism! Is that what love is now? One meaningless sex partner after another?"
PANEL 2
RACHEL: "Am I the only one who sees how wrong this is? Is there no way to stop the debauchery?"
SFX: THUMP!
Rachel's car hits something. She looks shocked.
PANEL 3
RACHEL: "Oh, no! What did I hit?!"
Rachel looks horrified.
PANEL 4
Rachel sees a small winged figure (Cupid) lying on the ground with an arrow nearby. Her car tire is visible.
RACHEL: "I KILLED CUPID?!"
