Unhappy Valentine’s Day, Page 5

PANEL 1

Rachel kneels over the fallen Cupid, distressed.

RACHEL: "I ran over the very spirit of Saint Valentine's Day? The mythical messenger of love? This is horrible!"

PANEL 2

Caption: "moment of respectful silence"

SFX: sniffle

Rachel bows her head in mourning.

PANEL 3

Rachel's expression shifts to rationalization.

RACHEL: "Waitaminit... He was doing a sucky job, anyway."

PANEL 4

Rachel kneels by the body, looking at the mess.

RACHEL: "The world's probably better off without him! Now I have to clean this mess up!"

Cupid's body and arrow lie on the ground.

PANEL 5

Something shines in Rachel's hand.

SFX: shine

Close-up of Rachel's surprised face.

RACHEL: "What the--?"

So, after you running over Cupid, messenger of love, with her car and observing a respectful moment of silence, Rachel complains about having to clean up the mess? In hind sight, this strikes me as terribly disturbing.