Unhappy Valentine’s Day, Page 7

PANEL 1

Rachel has fully transformed into the Anti-Cupid. She stands dramatically with large black wings spread behind her, small horns on her head, wearing a dark corset dress. She holds a bow and has a quiver of arrows on her back. A heart pendant hangs from her waist.

Caption: "The avenging angel of all who have been wronged by the institutions of love and lust!"

Text: "The Anti-Cupid!"

Small creatures (cherubs/birds) scatter around her in the background.

PANEL 2

Below, a couple sits at a picnic. The woman holds something while the man looks smug.

WOMAN: "Oh, Dirk, What a thoughtful gift! Tickets to see our favorite football team's game of the season!"

DIRK: "And don't forget about that thong I gotcha! heh heh"

I still love that corset. I still really don’t like thongs. (I tried to for awhile. They’re just a misery to wear. Bikinis forever!)