PANEL 1
Title panel with stylized text and Rachel striking a dramatic pose with one arm raised.
Title reads: "You Might Be a Subculture of One If..." with a large "2" indicating the second installment.
Byline: by Rachel Nabors of SubcultureofOne.com
RACHEL: "Now for something completely not depressing!"
Tuna, an orange cat, sits nearby looking up at her.
PANEL 2
A photo booth strip shows Rachel posing with herself in multiple frames, marked "BFF" (Best Friends Forever) with hearts.
NARRATOR: ...you are your own best friend.
PANEL 3
Rachel lounges casually, drinking tea directly from a teapot.
NARRATOR: ...you drink your tea straight from the pot.
PANEL 4
Rachel strikes a confident pose wearing swimming goggles on her head as a fashion accessory. She's standing against a starry background, wearing dark clothing.
NARRATOR: ...you use goggles as a fashion accessory...
VOICE (off-panel): "Rachel, those are cheap swimming goggles you got at the drug store."
RACHEL: "So?"
NARRATOR: ...any goggles.
VOICE (off-panel): "Nevermind."
I used to wear goggles as a fashion accessory all the time. They kinda became my my “thing”. I was the goggles girl. But it wasn’t great for my hear and I started to get sick of people asking me if I was Ramona Flowers,so I don’t wear ‘em so much anymore.
If I had a clone, we’d spend all our time fighting over who gets to destroy the world…