You Might Be a Subculture of One If… III, Page 3

PANEL 1

Rachel reclines dramatically while reading a book, looking lovestruck. The book cover shows "brains inside".

NARRATOR: ...you read non-fiction books like they're romance novels.

RACHEL: "Oh, Stephen Hawking!"

RACHEL: "I love it when you write about the Big Bang!"

PANEL 2 - THE END

Stylized "The End" text at the top. Below, Rachel speaks directly to the reader with an amused expression, wearing goggles on her head.

NARRATOR: I have worn swim goggles as fashion accessories. They make great hair bands!

While every other girl my age was lusting after boy bands, I was slinking around the library reading books on quantum physics. You can blame me? Check out Brian Greene's handsome jawline or Stephen Hawking's sexy lips. Meow!

RACHEL: "It's his smexy Mick Jagger lips!"

NARRATOR: Ahhh, good times.

Copyright © 2008 Rachel Nabors

Me and my lust for physicists. Mmm… physics…

Comments (Archived)

  1. Rachel

    Did you ever see the tv movie they did on Stephen Hawking with Benedict Cumberbatch? I’m pretty sure someone has put it up on YouTube.

    • Rachel the Great

      No, I haven’t! What was it called? Might be on Netflix.

  2. Rachel

    Hawking. I tried finding it on Netflix, but no luck. Did find it on YouTube though. Here is the link: http://youtu.be/3PNd1rldj0k