Das Boots, Page 5

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Rachel looks worried, shown behind vertical lines suggesting anxiety.

RACHEL: "...Tuna? Do you think my height intimidates men?"

TUNA: "Yes."

RACHEL: "IT DOES?! REALLY?!"

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Rachel looks distressed while processing this information.

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Tuna raises a paw, interrupting with a dramatic lighting effect.

TUNA: "Wait a minute."

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Tuna lectures Rachel about shallow guys.

TUNA: "Yeah, but the only guys who'd care are the shallow, insecure ones."

TUNA: "You're not thinking of ditching your best boots just because a couple of ego-challenged guys lose control of their bowels when you walk in the door, are you?"

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Rachel, wearing her "Brains Inside" shirt, argues back while Tuna listens.

RACHEL: "It's not just a couple of guys! Four out of ten!"

TEXT: "FOUR OUT OF TEN!"

SMALL TEXT: "2 out of 5!"

RACHEL: "Besides, they don't fit right."

I love how frank Tuna is. The real Tuna always struck me as a very straight forward cat. If he wanted something, he’d just take it. He wouldn’t wait until you weren’t looking. (Actually, he would.) I imagine he would be deeply disappointed in anyone who wasn’t as up front as he was.

This comic was originally published on gURL.com.